Living in the Valley as a Teenager is Rough. |
Josh Reynolds![]() Create Your Badge Hi. My name's Josh Reynolds. It's my first year of high school. So far, my life is hell. And to think I used to think grade school was bad! This is a blog about a daily teenager's life. |
Today started off bad, our bus that was supposed to come at 9:15 came at 9:30 and I had to get up at 8:00am, which I never do. We got on the bus and we arrived at the White House around 10:30ish. We got in by 11. Here’s my review of the White House. IT WAS STUPID. Would you like to know how many rooms we got to see? Three. And the real furniture wasn’t even on display! It was getting fixed somewhere else. We got out at 11:45. 45 minutes? Really?! So once we were done there we decided to go to the National Geographic museum. The only exhibits that were allowed in was the photography ones. Boring! So we wanted to do something else of course. We went to a up scale town called Georgetown. It has the most amazing high end shopping stores. I got a pair of sunglasses at Ralph Lauren and sweatpants from Ed Hardy. It was the end of the day and the bus wasn’t going the route to where our hotel was so we had to go to the subway. I’m sorry but it was more ghetto then NYC. Little kids opening the fucking doors while the subway is moving. And we didn’t know where our stop was so we had to ask this hobo on the ground. I felt like there were bugs on me just by looking at him. The escalators were so steep and were 5 stories high. It took about 15 minutes to get to outside. Washington DC was horrible. Bye.
It’s the last day of March! Tomorrow is April Fools day and I’ll be at the White House. Hopefully they will be legit. Anyways, school was stupid as usual. Once school was over we immediately went straight to DC, we got in the hotel by 6:30. The ride wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. It wasn’t bad at all because I watched the hangover. Loved it. Anyways, DC is so nice. The weather is lovely and the view is great. A view of the park. Well this post is short because nothing really happened. I’m hungry, bye!
Only one more day left of March! My Tuesday was horrible. I woke up with a bad mood hating the world. I went to school and nothing exciting happened at all, which is always a good thing. On top of my bad mood, it was snowing? It’s still snowing as I’m typing this! Nothing says spring like snow! Anyways, I went tanning today and I got actually tan! I had to put a towel over my stomach because the burn there never really went away. Anyways, me and dad are really mad at each other and my mom’s trying to clean it all up when it was actually her fault. It (mom) told me that I was having a half day of school tomorrow. Turns out, it’s a full day tomorrow. So my reaction, flipping out. Screaming that we’re not going to get to DC until like 10 o’clock PM. Me and dad are still in hate mode. Hopefully tomorrow will be better, doubt it.
Here’s my new hair cut. What do you think?
This day has gone by so fast! It’s all ready 6:30! Anyways, today’s Monday and I woke up with a positive attitude. Why? Because we only have three days of school this week! School was boring as usual and no one came to school like every Monday. Nothing happened in school, which I love! No drama, no nothing. I went tanning today even If I’m still burnt. It was good. I went in only for four minutes and I got a new lotion that smells like blackberry’s! I got really dark, so did my friend. We’re both happy. Well I have a hair cut tonight at 8 o’clock, I’ll post a picture tonight.
Before I start I would just like to say Happy Birthday Lady Gaga! Ok, so Sunday’s are always boring because 1) there’s school the next day and 2) everyone thinks of church and they hate it. I woke up feeling like crap because I’ve gained weight. Those kind of things really annoy me, but I seem to keep eating. The good news is that I think I never will eat pizza again. Here’s why. I had youth group today and it was our second performance of the stations of the cross. Everyone brought food with them because people like me were only in one scene at the beginning so we would get bored easily. So I put pizza on the tile, towards the side before I went on stage. Ten minuits later I was done with my scene and ate my pizza. As I was eating my pizza I felt something on my chin. It was a bug. So my reaction, Spit it out behind on the statues and put the crust by the other cut of pizza but when I went to do that, there were about 50 other bugs all over the place. I got home, brushed my teeth and got a mint. Story of my f’n life! Oh, and here’s some good news! My burn is wearing off so I’m going to go tanning tomorrow and Tuesday to look good for Mr. Barack Obama.
I’m burnt. Really, really burnt. Why? Tanning. But I’ll get to that story later. It’s Saturday, the best day of the weekend, at least in my eyes. I woke up feeling like crap because 1) I was up late with my friend watching movies and 2) I was burnt so bad that it hurt. The burning didn’t really get to me because I put on aloe. But when I got in the shower boy did that hurt! The water beating off your skin! Ugh! Horror! I think I took one of the shortest showers I’ll ever take in my lifetime. The only reason why I got so burnt was because the lady gave me the wrong lotion to put on. It was accelerator. Not good. Now I have to wait til Monday to go tanning. I’ll only have two days to tan because I’ll be going to Washington DC, Wednesday-Friday. We’re going to see the white house! Anyways, we had yet another family party because my mom thought It would be a great idea if we made Easter gingerbread houses? It failed but we all went down laughing. Except for that one person who always has to have everything perfect, which would be my aunt. Stupid perfectionists.
Happy Friday everyone! Today’s a great day, the sun is shining and I’m in a great mood! So i woke up this morning thinking about texting all of my contacts in my phone because i was just that happy. You all know me, I wouldn’t do that, too lazy. Anyways, back to the grounding. I was grounding from my phone, computer, and tanning this whole week because of not doing homework on THAT night. Monday wasn’t good because I still didn’t shove the inner bitch in me to the side. But on Tuesday i realized that if i be nice, i will get my way. So I was being nice for this whole week which is a first for me. I learned the good things that come about that lesson because my mom allowed me to go summer shopping because of my wonderful attitude and my dad let me go tanning because I was just that good of a kid…minus the getting caught on my cell-phone part. Which leads me to f’n cell-phones! Of course I would get caught using my cell-phone in the same class that I got kicked out in and got ISS for. I have to admit, this was my fault. I’m not shady with anything what so ever and I’m surprised that I didn’t get caught already. My mom came and currently has my phone. She’ll cave in and give it back to me by the end of the night. So this is my first time tanning and I was nervous, very nervous. My thoughts in my head were ‘what if i get locked in the bed?!’ ‘what is i crash to the bottom of the bed and the bulbs break?!’ Of course those things never happened. Oh and I’m having a family party tonight for no reason? Random. At least I have a friend!
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Today was yet another lovely day. I always love thursdays because I go to youth group. I always loved youth group because its basically all of my best friends that do church relates things. For example, we went to the pro life march in Washington DC. We had a good time. Anyways, I dont like my thursday schedule at School because i have the one class that i hate… Wood shop. Honestly, i think the only reason why we have shop is because our school thinks it Will look good for the new parents that are introducing there kids. Oh! cool, shop class! No.
Boring wednesday. Well nothing happened at all today. Which is great! No drama and eceryone was very nice to me today. I had toutering after school today and it was so good. I thought it would have been horrible but it wasnt. Today was a non drama, peaceful day and wonderfull weather!